got a rented Chevy, it's an out-of-towner
leaning on the rack by the check-out counter
got the Globe and the Star and some cayenne pepper
promise to bring her back just the way that I left her

they say that good things come in two's
here's a little news you can use
everybody says you've nothing to lose
you look good in patent leather shoes

I hear your mama was a teenage queen
cover of November Sassy Magazine
well, it's not your mama that I crave
where did you ever learn to behave?

ch.

I hear the boys are lining up outside of your house
24 hours a day you've been drawing crowds
well, I bet you've got something there that you wanna hide
cause everybody want's to get inside

ch.

hey, going my way...
how old did you say you were